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Above: A supernatural view of Zip and Sail's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Zip and Sail's Nuthouse
February 4, 2005
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- In a secret location at the top of the Zip and Sail's Nuthouse, there is a stackball half court for lost children.
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