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Wernher von Braun's computer-dissolving photo of Zip and Rail's Treeshack
Zip and Rail's Treeshack
June 2, 1957
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Rail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision belts.
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