Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Zip and Rail's Treeshack attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Rail's Treeshack
August 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Rail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with bluegrass children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, valuable clothing, overdone perfume, emotional baggage, or elbow, lycanthropic, back, cardiac, or hair disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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