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The Zip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary

Pictured: The Zip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary

Zip and Rail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1961
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're yellow)
Rating for organs: Eight teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Rail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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