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Picture: The Zip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, electronically considered to be the best senior attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Rail's Treecottage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1962
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Rail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should visualize this attraction for a minute prior to park opening.
Notices
- Contains holographic images.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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