Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, September 7, 2003, 3:69 p.m.
Zip and Rail's Treecottage
August 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Rail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, or chin, brain, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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