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The Zip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, abominably roaming in the morning candlelight
Zip and Rail's Treecottage
January 24, 2002
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," former Disneyland cast members might try to visualize this attraction up to a half hour prior to park closing.
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