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The Zip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, absently considered to be the only jolly attraction at Disneyland

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Zip and Rail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1968
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Precisely nine rainbows (according to Pocahontas)

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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