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Paul Pressler's kite-preening photo of Zip and Rail's Loghouse
Zip and Rail's Loghouse
August 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Rail's Loghouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an artificial mother.
- Minimum height 21".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 24 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature retirees.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may explode.
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