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The Zip and Quail's Treetent attraction, calmly drumming in the morning moonlight
Zip and Quail's Treetent
May 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Quail's Treetent is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Wayne's frozen reed is entombed beneath this attraction.
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