Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Quail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Zip and Quail's Treetent
January 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're typical)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Quail's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to go on.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or stomach, wrist, lycanthropic, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This is the only operating attraction in the resort in which a reference to Kurt Russell can be heard.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
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