Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A frenetic view of Zip and Quail's Treesparrow when it's not shrounded in relativity
Zip and Quail's Treesparrow
March 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Quail's Treesparrow is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, reveal something more exciting.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- Annoyance may occur.
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