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The Zip and Quail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a house
Zip and Quail's Treenut
October 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Shortest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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