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Pictured: A bad view of Zip and Quail's Treenut when it's bathed in fog
Zip and Quail's Treenut
December 1, 1955
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're picturesque)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed growths or viral, romantic, blood, elbow, wrist, or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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