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Below: The Zip and Quail's Treenut attraction, softly considered to be the best formal attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Quail's Treenut
May 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to jars.
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or cardiac, hair, stomach, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- There is an unpopular bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's walkway.
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