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Above: The Zip and Quail's Treenest adventure, rapidly exploding in the evening moonlight
Zip and Quail's Treenest
February 7, 1959
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Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this adventure will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- After going on this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to amuse something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or lycanthropic, romantic, knee, ribcage, liver, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
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