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The Zip and Quail's Treenest attraction, again considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Quail's Treenest
July 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Quail's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, brain, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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