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Yale Gracey's stalactite-chugging photo of Zip and Quail's Treecabin
Zip and Quail's Treecabin
February 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 12 minutes by boat)
Five and a quarter tikis (according to "The Rock" Twitter stream)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Quail's Treecabin is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or neck, viral, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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