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Pictured: The Zip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, absently grinning in the shrouded sunlight
Zip and Pale's Treecottage
April 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to buy custom Chihuahuas.
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