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At right: A whole view of Zip and Pale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in tarps
Zip and Pale's Treecottage
July 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns or stomach, fingernail, attention-span, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom pants.
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