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Above: The Zip and Pale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Zip and Pale's Treecottage
September 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Pale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 48".
- Annoyance may occur.
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