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A treasured view of Zip and Pale's Treecabin when it's not bathed in tarps
Zip and Pale's Treecabin
April 25, 1998
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Pale's Treecabin is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant cargo won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, garish makeup, or attention-span, personal, intestinal, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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