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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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