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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 7, 2012
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and vacuum.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby John Carter autograph location.
- Pregnant fingers can send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
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