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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 18, 1987
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to experience this attraction less than a minute after the gates opening.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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