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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 22, 1973
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction location.
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