Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst regional attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of healing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction is the object of protests no more than any other attraction in the hill.
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