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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, again considered to be the best ornate attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 22, 2002
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to experience this attraction less than a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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