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Zip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ferdinand the Bull
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something more demanding.
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