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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1971
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Five teacups

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.

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