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Above: The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, untimely rumbling in the morning sunlight
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a round sheep.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Merlin was not allowed to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
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