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Above: A checkered view of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Contains imported characters.
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