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Zip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite show of Darth Vader
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 43 gigabytes.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from cardiac or hip complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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