Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 16, 1969, 6:68 a.m.
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses within the vehicle at all times while it is in motion.
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