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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary

Above: The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 2006
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Favored by: Toddlers

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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