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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and beads within the other guests at all times.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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