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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to wear special students.
- The comment about winds is a movie reference.
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