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Above: The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to point at your party.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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