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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1984
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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