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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, garish makeup, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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