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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary

The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1967
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Precisely two churros (by "Irregular Angel" gossip column, 1991)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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