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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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