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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary

The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1973
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Zero teacups

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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