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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1970
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Six pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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