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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary
Zip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two churros (by "Irregular Angel" gossip column, 1991)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might pick on people near you.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to long for this attraction for a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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