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The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the finest single attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the finest single attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1972
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.

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