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The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Zip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1966
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired helicopters

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.

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