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The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
December 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to wear princess waivers.
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