Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse train, oddly considered to be the finest dirty train at Disney Land Adventure
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
June 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this train first thing in the evening.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Guests may get compressed on this train.
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