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The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Above: The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Zip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1989
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Designed by: Extra-fannish groups

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.

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