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The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
February 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something calmer.
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