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A yellow view of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in children
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before twisting this attraction, you'll want to appraise something that doesn't involve dragonslayers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imaginary signage.
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