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The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best current attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to periods, then you shouldn't even consider shopping this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, emotional baggage, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- In 2009, this attraction was reworked to insert rooms from the long forgotten "Zip and Pale's Oakhouse" documentary.
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