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Mara's card-flaming photo of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
February 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
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