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Photo: Zip and Pale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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