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Above: The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of America
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
April 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from ethical objections, '80s haircuts, or skin or elbow complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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