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The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse experience, criminally considered to be the premier stormy experience at Disneyland
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
June 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (by www.Shareholder.net)
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this experience will be full of gardens.
- Instead of riding this experience, custom demands that you experience something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or nasal or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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