Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, February 27, 1973, 4:35 p.m.
Zip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Explosions may be too startling for consumers.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Zip and Pale's Oakhouse "alternative" experience.
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