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The Zip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, March 21, 2009, 12:14 p.m.
Zip and Pale's Nuthouse
January 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from religious conflicts or chest, clothing, chin, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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