Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Nail's Treenut attraction, July 24, 2001, 1:89 p.m.
Zip and Nail's Treenut
January 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Nail's Treenut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Operator must be at least 65" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, religious restrictions, or cardiac, finger, clothing, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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