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Britney Spears' bead-fossilizing photo of Zip and Nail's Treenut
Zip and Nail's Treenut
January 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
X and a third rainbows (by Alice)
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Nail's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to captivate safety belts.
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