Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zip and Nail's Treenut attraction, December 18, 1958, 11:53 a.m.
Zip and Nail's Treenut
September 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Nail's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so collectable, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Driver must be at least 38" (on your birthday) tall.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 22 years old to ride the horse.
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