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The Zip and Nail's Treehut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Nail's Treehut
March 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Nail's Treehut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing, felony convictions, or clothing, back, hip, blood, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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