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Above: Al Weiss' fan-rousing photo of Zip and Nail's Treecottage
Zip and Nail's Treecottage
July 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Nail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction after brunch.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and in a stroller).
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