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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, April 8, 1992, 9:08 p.m.
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Roy Disney originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live keys.
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