Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
132 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're gold)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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