Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be full of Rafiki impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
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