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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 25, 1967
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After closing this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
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