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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, August 18, 1991, 3:32 a.m.

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, August 18, 1991, 3:32 a.m.

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1964
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Something like four dollars (from www.PotentialIce.com)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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