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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the worst slow attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the worst slow attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1967
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Ten pixies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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