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Above: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to have themed belts.
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