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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly plumping in the evening moonlight

Image: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly plumping in the evening moonlight

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1970
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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