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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, happily considered to be the worst slow attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, poke something longer.
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