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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse thrill ride during construction
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 24, 2009
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- This thrill ride closes at sundown.
- One of the vessels was textured to talk in memory of Steve Jobs.
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