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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, massively revealing in the shrouded moonlight
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to talk to you.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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