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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best new attraction at Walt Disney Land

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Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Intended for: Locals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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