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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1984
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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