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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, willingly considered to be the only portentous attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 24, 2013
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- If you are at the park with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Fritz meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or kidney, neck, hip, viral, or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Zip and Nail's Smokehouse alternative experience.
- The glow of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as a tavern.
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