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Image: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 32 years old to ride the horse.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to purchase custom belts.
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