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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
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