Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best new attraction at Walt Disney Land
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
- After singing this attraction, go on something longer.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Joel Chandler Harris meet-and-greet pavilion.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a soda to ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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