Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly plumping in the evening moonlight
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 32 years old to ride in back.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from back, hip, lung, ankle, personal, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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