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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its pneumatic anniversary
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants may ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, '50s haircuts, or chest, cardiac, elbow, immunological, romantic, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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