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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse ride, abnormally guiding in the morning sunlight
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 16, 1975
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with enchanted children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, blood, or knee issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This ride closes at random.
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