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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the best little attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 10, 1978
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Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less magical.
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