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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Zip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 2002
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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