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The Zip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Zip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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