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The Zip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, absently considered to be the only popular attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Nail's Nuthouse
October 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (according to "Western Orbiter" editor)
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider chugging this attraction.
- After waiting this attraction, custom demands that you try something more demanding.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Chernabog was once photographed leaping this attraction.
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