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The Zip and Male's Treeshed attraction, terminally considered to be the finest charming attraction at Disney Land
Zip and Male's Treeshed
July 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Male's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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