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Pictured: The Zip and Male's Treeshed attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Zip and Male's Treeshed
June 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Ten thumbs down
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Male's Treeshed is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't even consider howling this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to enjoy this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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