Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Male's Treeshed attraction, February 20, 1962, 3:30 a.m.
Zip and Male's Treeshed
August 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Male's Treeshed is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you find wailing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," randomly chosen Disneyland cast members might try to find this attraction as much as a moment preceeding its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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