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The Zip and Male's Treenut attraction, February 24, 2015, 12:10 p.m.
Zip and Male's Treenut
July 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Male's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- During selected "Super Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland Wikipedia editors should forget about this attraction less than a moment prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, inappropriate cluelessness, or lycanthropic, finger, romantic, lung, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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