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The Zip and Male's Treenut ride, traditionally considered to be the worst physical ride at Disneyland

Above: The Zip and Male's Treenut ride, traditionally considered to be the worst physical ride at Disneyland

Zip and Male's Treenut

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 28, 1956
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating for fanboys: Four Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Male's Treenut is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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