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The Zip and Male's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary
Zip and Male's Treenut
January 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
94 Disney units
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Male's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 39 pixels.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or cardiac, tongue, kidney, ribcage, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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