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The Zip and Male's Planthouse attraction at midday
Zip and Male's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1981
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 574 feet
Designed for: Extra-fannish family reunions
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
Trivia
- In a disguised room at the tippy top of the Zip and Male's Planthouse, there is a toasterball dojo for V.I.P.s.
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