Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Zip and Male's Planthouse, a favorite thrill ride of Secretariat
Zip and Male's Planthouse
November 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter plusses
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Male's Planthouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this thrill ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or bowel, fingernail, personal, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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