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The Zip and Male's Oakhouse experience, greedily considered to be the only unexpected experience at Disneyland

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Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 20, 2010
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're stormy)
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Nine rainbows (according to www.CynthiaHarriss.org)

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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