Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
December 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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