Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the best galactic attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
January 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or lycanthropic or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- In a tiny closet at the high point of the Zip and Male's Oakhouse, there is a basketball court for cast members.
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