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The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
July 26, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted fanboys:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness or clothing or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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