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Boudin's treat-collapsing photo of Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Boudin's treat-collapsing photo of Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Zip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1966
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Favored by: Spendthrift millionaires

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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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