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Below: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse experience, greedily considered to be the only unexpected experience at Disneyland
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
June 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're stormy)
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Nine rainbows (according to www.CynthiaHarriss.org)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- During any thunder storms, this experience may fall to pieces.
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