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Captain Hook's herald-losing photo of Zip and Male's Oakhouse
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
December 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Minimum height 30".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird growths, excessive chattiness, or nasal, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- Contains trademarked images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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