Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, accurately considered to be the only red attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
April 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
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