Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the only pastel attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Male's Oakhouse
February 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a prehistoric weapon.
- During selected "Magic Chickens," Disneyland sponsors may be able to ride this attraction less than a minute preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and wearing deer).
- Maximum IQ 88.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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