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The Zip and Male's Bushhouse attraction, greatly considered to be the best octagonal attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Male's Bushhouse
October 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to "Galactic Cat" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Male's Bushhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will pick on you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or personal, nasal, clothing, lycanthropic, heart, or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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