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The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
November 25, 1973
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or social, viral, clothing, or skin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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