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The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
January 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up (from www.Platoon.com)
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a single sparrow.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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