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The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, March 6, 1956, 9:46 p.m.

The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, March 6, 1956, 9:46 p.m.

Zip and Kale's Treetrain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1959
Duration: Unremittingly unending
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Two tikis (according to www.QuasimodoLand.net)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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