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The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction at night
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
December 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After breathing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and stubborn).
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former guest.
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