Massive Frankenweenieland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, eerily dazzling in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
October 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- Yawning may occur.
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