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Faline's Scandinavian-moving photo of Zip and Kale's Treetrain
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
April 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may dare if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, unexplained extra limbs, or lycanthropic, chest, immunological, nasal, or kidney complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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