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Photo: The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction during repairs
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
February 15, 2005
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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This is the only extant attraction in Disneyland near which a reference to Darlene Gillespie can be seen.
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