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Zip and Kale's Treetrain, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer

Zip and Kale's Treetrain, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer

Zip and Kale's Treetrain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 2010
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're macabre)
Rating: Two fairies (from "Sunburned Bar" gossip column)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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