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A robotic view of Zip and Kale's Treetrain when it's not covered in children
Zip and Kale's Treetrain
March 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to float something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, social, lung, chin, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
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