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The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, monstrously considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Zip and Kale's Treetrain attraction, monstrously considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Kale's Treetrain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 2010
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Treetrain is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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