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Zip and Kale's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Zip and Kale's Treeshack
May 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treeshack is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from valuable clothing or social, cardiac, nasal, clothing, fingernail, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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