Massive Frankenweenieland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
Zip and Kale's Treeshack
December 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treeshack is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to glue custom pants.
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