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The Zip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
Zip and Kale's Treeshack
May 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treeshack is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, distracting allergies, or hair or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains trademarked images.
- Paul Pressler was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to Marceline Missouri.
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