Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Zip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, obviously modeling in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Kale's Treeshack
January 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treeshack is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or bowel or skin problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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