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The Zip and Kale's Treeshack attraction during repairs
Zip and Kale's Treeshack
November 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from February 8 to August 23.
- It is said that Frank's frozen muppet is hidden beneath this attraction.
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