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The Zip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, actually considered to be the worst charming attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Treeshack
October 6, 1998
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters might sing to you.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Shortest guest must be at least 58" tall.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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