Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Zip and Kale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Zip and Kale's Treenut
November 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treenut is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a mischievous locomotive.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or knee, familial, blood, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $287 million to build.
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