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Merlin Jones' dinner-disintegrating photo of Zip and Kale's Treenest
Zip and Kale's Treenest
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1997
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Rating: Zero teacups
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
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