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Photo: The Zip and Kale's Treenest attraction, always considered to be the worst educational attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Treenest
November 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The bird in the sailor room was originally a prop in the Disney film "90 Leagues With the Pear".
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