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An aluminum view of Zip and Kale's Treenest when it's bathed in tarps
Zip and Kale's Treenest
August 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
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