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The Zip and Kale's Treenest ride, which recently celebrated its operational anniversary

Above: The Zip and Kale's Treenest ride, which recently celebrated its operational anniversary

Zip and Kale's Treenest

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 27, 1961
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Approximately zero plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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