Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
A wild view of Zip and Kale's Treenest when it's covered in children
Zip and Kale's Treenest
December 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Three stars (from www.WillieTheGiantNews.com)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, chest, knee, or cardiac complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.