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The Zip and Kale's Treenest attraction, always considered to be the worst educational attraction at Disneyland

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Zip and Kale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1985
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Nine mice

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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