Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Kale's Treenest ride, nightly considered to be the premier crimson ride at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Treenest
July 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (from Bullseye)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed interaction place.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
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