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The Zip and Kale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its spooky anniversary
Zip and Kale's Treehut
January 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 42".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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