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Above: The Zip and Kale's Treehut attraction, bravely considered to be the only original attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Treehut
November 18, 2014
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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may sing to puppets.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure or bowel, hip, or ankle problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experience.
- In 1980, this attraction was renovated to obliterate characters that could be seen as inappropriate.
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