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The Zip and Kale's Treehovel thrill ride as seen from the top of England
Zip and Kale's Treehovel
April 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Kale's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this thrill ride repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 2 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant grandparents can ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this thrill ride's soundtrack.
- This thrill ride is said to have cost less than $131 trillion to build (in yesterday's dollars).
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