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An used view of Zip and Kale's Treehovel when it's not inundated in children
Zip and Kale's Treehovel
January 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're shimmery)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary objections or chin, personal, romantic, neck, skin, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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