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The Zip and Kale's Treehovel attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Kale's Treehovel
June 3, 1963
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge pixies
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Treehovel is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from familial disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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