Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Treehovel attraction, November 15, 1964, 2:98 p.m.
Zip and Kale's Treehovel
July 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Treehovel is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Be sure to keep your arms and structures away from the vehicle at all times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret beds-only Speakeasy 62 lounge -- the only place in the park where liquor is recommended.
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