Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the best dangerous attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of children, weird phobias, or wrist, liver, or personal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and strollers (in that order) inside the entangling vines at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from February 26 through April 24.
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