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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 1981, 1:07 a.m.

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 1981, 1:07 a.m.

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 2008
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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