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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly confessing in the shrouded candlelight
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from romantic or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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