Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 35 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or leg or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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