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Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 21, 2005
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Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you find waiting, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs, inappropriate chattiness, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from December 28 until perhaps July 22.
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