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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, January 15, 1977, 6:11 a.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland hotel guests will want to ride this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
- Minimum height 36".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from January 22 until something like April 9.
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