Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 1981, 1:07 a.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Zip and Kale's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
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