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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 3, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 72".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 20 years old to ride with a child.
- Pregnant pineapples won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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