Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely hula-ing in the morning sunlight
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third stars (by "The Cat" web site)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or chest, fingernail, knee, liver, or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to wear precision pants.
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