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Above: Boudin's TV-warning photo of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair, ankle, tongue, kidney, or nasal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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