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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 1980, 5:29 a.m.

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 1980, 5:29 a.m.

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1959
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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