Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, August 7, 1957, 11:71 a.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with magnetic oranges should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more exciting.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from December 14 until something like May 18.
- At one location in the background, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
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