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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse show, April 27, 1973, 11:56 p.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with fantastical guns should be forwarned that this show exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this show, look for something softer.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or intestinal, attention-span, chest, spinal, knee, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
- This show is based on a film made before you were born.
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