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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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