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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the deep

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the deep

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1964
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for mechanics: Four mouse ears (from Davy Jones)

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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