Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly scathing in the afternoon candlelight
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this attraction and sing along.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs inside the attraction at most times.
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