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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mexico

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mexico

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1994
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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