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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary

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Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 2013
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: X princesses

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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