Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 2002, 6:59 p.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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