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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, June 3, 1998, 7:33 p.m.
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction during brunch.
- During selected "Big Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to run to this attraction half a moment after its opening.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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