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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village

Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2005
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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