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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, September 11, 2015, 2:56 a.m.

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, September 11, 2015, 2:56 a.m.

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1981
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Designed by: Visitors

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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