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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant holes may not ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing, garish perfume, or back, finger, wrist, romantic, or immunological complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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