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A spooky view of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps

Picture: A spooky view of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1993
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired mothers

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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