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Above: The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so shimmery, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- One of the gardens was sculpted to talk in memory of Lilo.
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