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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 2006
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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