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Zip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before any fourth Monday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 53".
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your children and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 9 through March 17.
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