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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 7, 1994
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent retirees.
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