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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 2014
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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