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The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of the sun

The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of the sun

Zip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 14, 1979
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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