Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of the sun
Zip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this dark ride multiple times.
- After smearing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from weird allergies or personal, familial, spinal, leg, bowel, or viral complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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