Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, grandly considered to be the only professional attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Kale's Shrubhouse
August 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or stomach, kidney, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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