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Zip and Jail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Zip and Jail's Treenut
December 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Jail's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or familial, personal, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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