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Picture: The Zip and Jail's Treenest attraction, February 2, 1969, 1:02 a.m.
Zip and Jail's Treenest
May 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Jail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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