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Photo: The Zip and Jail's Treecottage attraction at first light
Zip and Jail's Treecottage
October 12, 2009
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Jail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may have to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, fear of clowns, dietary issues, skimpy clothing, or skin, stomach, intestinal, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- This was one of the only "S ticket" attractions.
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