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The Zip and Jail's Treecottage attraction, merrily terrifying in the afternoon candlelight
Zip and Jail's Treecottage
September 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Jail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you find cranking, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, intestinal, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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