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An empty view of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

An empty view of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

Zip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 1983
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Designed for: Blind infants

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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