Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and pathetic).
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to rent pirate waivers.
- There is a hidden juice bar adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
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