Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will have a tendency to talk to you.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In a private room at the tippy top of the Zip and Jail's Smokehouse, there is a handball video game for V.I.P.s.
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