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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from moral restrictions, overdone makeup, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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