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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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