Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the only pneumatic attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to join precision specticles.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.