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A cheerful view of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in validity
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
June 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half smiles (by www.YesterProp.com)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will talk to people near you.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 24 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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