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The Zip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland BFFs might try to queue up for this attraction less than a quarter hour after park opening.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby Billy Bones interaction location.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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