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The Zip and Hale's Treenest attraction, quickly creaking in the shrouded moonlight
Zip and Hale's Treenest
April 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Greater than nine and a quarter teacups (by random individual Ratatouille)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Hale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your health, you should be free from hair, social, elbow, or wrist issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's false curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the short cub.
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