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The Zip and Hale's Treenest attraction at park closing
Zip and Hale's Treenest
July 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 15 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Hale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 38".
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
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