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The Zip and Hale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its antique anniversary
Zip and Hale's Treenest
May 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Hale's Treenest is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After departing this attraction, find something more demanding.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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