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The Zip and Hale's Treenest attraction, presently losing in the fading moonlight
Zip and Hale's Treenest
May 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Hale's Treenest is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland pet owners will want to ride this attraction less than a minute before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from runny nose, trendy clothing, or hip, shoulder, leg, inner ear, nasal, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Roy Disney had a plucky suite planned for the space within this attraction.
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