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At right: The Zip and Hale's Treenest attraction, handsomely considered to be the finest seasonal attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Hale's Treenest
June 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Hale's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
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