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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Above: The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Zip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1961
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: Physicians

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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