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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse dark ride, October 9, 2015, 7:39 a.m.
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could pick on people near you.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or liver, neck, nasal, tongue, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed for scheduled maintenance from January 1 until something like June 14.
- This dark ride was previously conceived for the 1948 World's Explosion.
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