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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
December 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction garden.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to participate.
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