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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, eerily considered to be the worst collectable attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, eerily considered to be the worst collectable attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 2011
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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