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Paul Pressler's map-daring photo of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse

Image: Paul Pressler's map-daring photo of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse

Zip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1998
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Five and a fraction toons

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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