Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 14 minutes by motorcar)
Five and a fraction pixies (from Quasimodo, 1958)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing after dinner.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to wear precision harnesses.
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