Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, February 28, 1967, 7:46 a.m.
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by owls, then you shouldn't even consider tempting this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 9 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, leg, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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