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A meat view of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of noisy fanboys.
Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Tonka was on hand to see this attraction during her lifetime.
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