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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

Zip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1957
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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