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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its independent anniversary
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 14, 1994
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias or bowel or hip problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision pants.
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