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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting guests.
- After improvising this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more exciting.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, dietary issues, or hip, ribcage, spinal, social, cardiac, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding effects that may panic service animals.
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