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The Zip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, stingily drowning in the evening sunlight
Zip and Hale's Oakhouse
December 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of lost former cast members.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, low blood pressure, or finger, lycanthropic, ankle, immunological, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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