Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Zip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, September 23, 1989, 10:57 a.m.
Zip and Hale's Nuthouse
December 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're discounted)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 42".
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at various times.
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