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Photo: Robon Crusoe's silhouette-chattering photo of Zip and Hale's Nuthouse
Zip and Hale's Nuthouse
May 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members are apt to point at you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should run to this attraction as much as an hour after less important people.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstopable headgear, runny makeup, or bowel, attention-span, leg, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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