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Pictured: The Zip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Hale's Bushhouse
October 23, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing during lunch.
- Minimum height 39".
- No running or nudity permitted.
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