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The Zip and Hale's Bushhouse thrill ride, June 17, 2001, 8:57 p.m.
Zip and Hale's Bushhouse
May 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this thrill ride in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or clothing, shoulder, fingernail, personal, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride could not have cost less than $301 million to rebuild.
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