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Image: Marlin's detective-careening photo of Zip and Hale's Bushhouse
Zip and Hale's Bushhouse
July 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or Blackbeard fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Ursula meet-and-greet thingy.
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