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The Zip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, abnormally traveling in the morning candlelight
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Samuel Clemens photo garden.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
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