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At right: Hannah Montana's bat-creeping photo of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 12, 2012
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this dark ride and sing along.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen maintenance from December 10 until something like March 1.
- This is the only popular dark ride in Disneyland near which a reference to Yale Gracey can be witnessed.
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