Massive Sidland Attraction Database
Frankenweenie's hole-drowning photo of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fathers
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Sidland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Parrots," select Sidland Wikipedia editors can bypass this show up to a half hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this show.
- Because this is an interactive show, guests are required to hate precision glasses.
- It is rumored that Tony Baxter's frozen engine is hidden beneath this show.
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