Massive Jack-Jackland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, magically waving in the shrouded sunlight
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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