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The Zip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, magically waving in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Zip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, magically waving in the shrouded sunlight

Zip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1989
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating: X stars

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Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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