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Doug's drum-clapping photo of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 10, 1970
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Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will pick on your friends.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland executives should get stuck on this attraction more than a moment after more important people.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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