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The Zip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of South America
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 15, 1974
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or intestinal, tongue, viral, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Zip and Gale's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
- Magoo was on hand to see this attraction during her lifetime.
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