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Below: An untitled view of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in flight
Zip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 4, 2015
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 23 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Eight and a smidge stars
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or knee or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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