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The Zip and Fail's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
Zip and Fail's Treetent
June 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Fail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions within the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a soundsational attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety pants.
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