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The Zip and Fail's Treetent attraction at park closing
Zip and Fail's Treetent
March 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Fail's Treetent is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons away from the attraction at various times.
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