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The Zip and Fail's Treenest attraction, roundly sparkling in the evening moonlight
Zip and Fail's Treenest
June 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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