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The Zip and Fail's Treenest attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Fail's Treenest
August 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Fail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph place.
- Minimum height 39 gigajoules.
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Oldest guest must be at least 56" (without stilts) tall.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- The letters in "Zip and Fail's Treenest" can be scrambled to spell "Enpfadetniel S'sairz T."
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