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The Zip and Fail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Zip and Fail's Treenest
November 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
X and a half Mickeys
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, weird missing kidneys, or cardiac or liver disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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