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Above: The Zip and Fail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
Zip and Fail's Treenest
June 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Fail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The model of maps is a sly pun.
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