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The Zip and Fail's Treenest attraction, magically laughing in the morning candlelight
Zip and Fail's Treenest
June 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Treenest is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 40 kilobytes (or 20 kilobytes and endlessly whining).
- Pregnant globes won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or familial issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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