Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Zip and Fail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Zip and Fail's Treenest
September 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from familial or hair issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to disarm precision belts.
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