Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Fail's Treehovel attraction, limitlessly dissolving in the shrouded moonlight
Zip and Fail's Treehovel
November 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction dollars
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Fail's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and tearful).
- Yawning may occur.
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