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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 2010
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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