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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse show, greedily considered to be the worst smooth show at Disneyland
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from chin, heart, personal, kidney, stomach, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Show is closed for cleaning from September 20 until about November 13.
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