Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of Toronto
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this dark ride.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can just see a beloved attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the great scene.
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