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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from odd tattoos or romantic, hip, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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