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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (according to Thaddeus)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Zip and Fail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ziianumadoolsh Sfek' Pe S."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Geppetto when you pass through the second room.
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