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Above: The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse adventure, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this adventure just before leaving.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," retired Disneyland vacationers might try to visualize this adventure less than a half hour preceeding its opening.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains strobe-light images.
- This adventure's show building actually is hidden beneath the berm.
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