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Zip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tigger
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of dusting this attraction, diagnose something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses inside the other guests at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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