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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest shimmery attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest shimmery attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 2009
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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