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A difficult view of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog

At right: A difficult view of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 2013
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Favored by: Money-grubbing locals

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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