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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the best hidden attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you find walking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something longer.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable Mark Twain interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Attraction may be too startling for very young consumers.
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