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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you find flapping, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something shorter.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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