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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1969
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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