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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your landmark to keep your eyes open.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- Contains antique effects.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from June 2 to September 10.
- Walt Disney had a private laboratory constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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