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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at night

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1955
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed for: Tweens


Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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