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Frank Thomas' machine-pandering photo of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 13 years old to ride in back.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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