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At right: A difficult view of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 17, 2013
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Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of griffins.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more demanding.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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