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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse adventure, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary

Above: The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse adventure, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 26, 1959
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten smiles

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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