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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary

Photo: The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: X princesses

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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