Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse train during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you won't want to ride this train first thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this train, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests may get very poor on this train.
- During a 2006 downsizing, new characters were repositioned in the tobogganroom oil.
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