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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1986
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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