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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse show, greedily considered to be the worst smooth show at Disneyland

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse show, greedily considered to be the worst smooth show at Disneyland

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 10, 1990
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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