Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 4, 1962, 8:79 p.m.
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 2, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Youngest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Contains antique images.
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