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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 4, 1962, 8:79 p.m.

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 4, 1962, 8:79 p.m.

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 2008
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Spendthrift mothers

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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