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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, accurately descending in the morning sunlight

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, accurately descending in the morning sunlight

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1958
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.

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