Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, January 31, 1956, 1:28 a.m.
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (by "The Herald" newsletter, 1999)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry before brunch.
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