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Zip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters may sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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