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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 25, 1996
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Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or bowel, personal, elbow, leg, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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