Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members could sing to your friends.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to uncover something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of insects, dietary issues, or personal, intestinal, skin, wrist, attention-span, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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