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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 2009
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero churros (according to Thaddeus)

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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