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The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Zip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Zip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1988
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Intended for: Locals

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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