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Robin Crusoe's brand-annoying photo of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (by www.WDWChest.net)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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