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Lonnie Burr's sofa-warning photo of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
Zip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Columbia meet-and-greet area.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature tweens.
- Contains antique images.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from February 23 through May 6.
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