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Zip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite adventure of Jack-Jack
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half dollars
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Figaro autograph thingy.
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