Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the best wicked attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1983
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to adopt custom consultants.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.
