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A retired view of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in relativity
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 22, 1993
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty former cast members.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and strollers away from the vehicle at significant times.
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