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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, immensely missing in the fading moonlight

The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, immensely missing in the fading moonlight

Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1968
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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