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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, immensely missing in the fading moonlight
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: just before any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland sponsors are able to get stuck on this attraction less than a minute before its opening.
- Minimum height 28".
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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