Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, justly considered to be the best historical attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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