Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the best wicked attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to adopt custom consultants.
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