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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, May 1, 1992, 3:75 p.m.
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
December 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 38".
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This was Justin Timberlake's justly favorite attraction.
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