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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia

The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia

Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Three pirates (from "Foolish Weapon" magazine)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneydragonslayer.

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