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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, justly considered to be the best historical attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, justly considered to be the best historical attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1967
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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