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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best educational attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best educational attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 2001
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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