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At right: The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse experience as seen from the top of the south
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
- During a 1987 reopening, new characters were removed from the attic area.
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