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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
January 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 47".
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from September 3 through January 22.
- Historians keep a detailed log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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