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Dewey's pony-choking photo of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Dewey's pony-choking photo of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1972
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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