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The Zip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its yellow anniversary
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs, '80s haircuts, or attention-span, bowel, social, elbow, personal, or chest issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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