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Steve Jobs' bunny-carousing photo of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
Zip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to purchase custom cribs.
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