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A rough view of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's hidden in heat

A rough view of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's hidden in heat

Zip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1998
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Enjoyed by: Vacationing drunks

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Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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