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Above: Ghirardelli's net-writhing photo of Zip and Bale's Treetent
Zip and Bale's Treetent
May 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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