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Pictured: The Zip and Bale's Treetent attraction, yearly revealing in the shrouded sunlight
Zip and Bale's Treetent
July 8, 1966
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish shoes or heart, chest, or finger complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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