Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Bale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its original anniversary
Zip and Bale's Treetent
December 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Bale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 28".
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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