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The Zip and Bale's Treetent attraction, unrelentingly avenging in the morning park light

The Zip and Bale's Treetent attraction, unrelentingly avenging in the morning park light

Zip and Bale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Bale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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