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The Zip and Bale's Treenest attraction during construction
Zip and Bale's Treenest
January 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Bale's Treenest is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to plague this attraction repeatedly.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you enjoy something more exciting.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or blood, hair, spinal, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former orange tree.
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