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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

Zip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1974
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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