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Above: The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously bouncing in the afternoon sunlight
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
October 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in line.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
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