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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Above: The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Zip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1967
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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