Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Zip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Faline
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
X magics (from someone claiming to be Darby O'Gill)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from the writings of Minnie Mouse.
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