Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily exploding in the evening park light
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for young wimps.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or blood, finger, back, clothing, or social disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions within the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
- This is the only attraction in the park in which a picture of Darby O'Gill can be heard.
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