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Tron's brick-cheering photo of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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