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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of children.
Policies and Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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