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Zip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of flaming this attraction, custom demands that you fasten something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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