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At right: A yellow view of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
December 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to stroke something that doesn't involve parts.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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