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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
April 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to enjoy this attraction during breakfast.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
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