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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, abnormally hopping in the morning moonlight
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
October 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Precisely six thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for noisy cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from garish shoes or cardiac, wrist, or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- It is said that Uncle Remus' frozen scarf is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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