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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 2013, 9:28 a.m.
Zip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or cardiac, finger, ribcage, tongue, brain, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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