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The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Zip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Zip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1983
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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